Monya from Israel is calling to his friend in Odessa:
- Senya, what is going on in Ukraine?
- Oh, Ukraine has a little war with Russia ...
- You might have suffered losses?
- Yes, there are some ... Ukraine has lost the Crimea, a couple of areas, several airplanes and helicopters, tanks, some armored combat vehicles, some artillery and munition, and a lot of casualties ...
- And what about Russians?
- Monya, but you won't believe, but Russian still has not arrived to this war ...