@Gunny

I'm bored, haven't fought online much lately, and YOU seem to be quieter than usual. So it's time to wake you up, have some fun, make up for lost time, and hell, maybe even get some others to jump on you as well!

I'll bet $5 that you're still bald!!

And I'll bet another $10 that you're still ugly too!! (yes, I'm aware of my own ugliness, but we're talking about YOU right now, get your own thread)

I saw this elsewhere and instantly thought of you, my friend!!

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
And a few more just for FUN!

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What do you call a Marine with an open head wound? Ajar Head

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This MUST have been Gunny and a friend of his!!


An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the Ranger shouted, "maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes made at a reasonable price!" The vendor said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will run into a couple of Marines who were in here earlier saying the same thing." So the Ranger headed into the bayou that same day and a few hours later came upon two men standing waist deep in the water. He thought, "those must be the two Marines the guy in town was talking about." Just then, the Ranger saw a tremendously long gator swimming rapidly underwater towards one of the Marines. Just as the gator was about to attack, the Marine grabbed its neck with both hands and strangled it to death with very little effort. Then both Marines dragged it on shore and flipped it on its back. Laying nearby were several more of the creatures. One of the Marines then exclaimed, "Damn, this one doesn't have any shoes either!"