Ketchup is for women, children & old folks. Tabasco or salsa verde is the only thing to use
Ranch dressing on pizza? Nope
Taco's in most areas are NOT tacos. The ones shown on TV are Americanized versions and are NOT to be trusted.
Same thing for chili with beans.
British baked beans for breakfast seems to be a staple of the United Kingdom, but then again they like eel pie and mash. I like beans (good thing too as they served it in some format daily on board the Cutters), so it don't scare me.
And the V8 thing, I know I use a LOT of Tabasco, but that shit tears up my stomach!