Official Announcement:

Speaker of the House Elect Nancy Pelosi today announced that the
Democrats will change the country's emblem from an Eagle to a
CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the new government's
political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts
production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually
being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.