Who invented this crap? You mean fat people in spandex wasn't good enough? You put them in a pair of jeans called "skinny jeans" and they think they're skinny?

WRONG! Eye cleanser, please. A pair of normal jeans you can pack your ass into might make you look skinnier if you're on the verge. Skinny jeans don't contain nor support the fat so it's all hanging out there to offend my eyes. As I am offended, I'm starting my own hate group. If you need to be in a moo moo, then wear one.