I'm going to have to show my son this music video on how to treat a cranky girlfriend

[gabosaurus]

My son is 15 and he finally worked up the courage to tell he about an abusive relationship he was in two years ago.

Your son was in an "abusive relationship" when he was 13?

He keeps dating American classmates and doesn't want a girl that doesn't think for herself. He says that he was raised by one of those and doesn't want to have a girl like that.

Your son acknowledges that his mother doesn't think for herself and he doesn't want a girl like that. He's already smarter than you are.

I asked if he was banging his current girlfriend and he said yes, so I bought him a pack of condoms.

Of course he said yes! A boy raised by a narcissistic, misogynistic father is always going to say yes. Because he doesn't want to disappoint you.

I told my wife condoms are better than abortions.

Unless he uses them wrong. Or doesn't use them at all. At which time you will have to lawyer up.