I know we try this every once in awhile and I am always amazed at how few responses are given. Bilgerat's thread about the pillow made think of a few Oh, and I don't know what the zoomies and Army call "sea stories", but just as welcome.

First one came to mind:

"Steel Beach Picnic" on the USS Peleilu in the Red Sea. We're in boots-n-utes on the non-skid, and I line up to go for a pass. The QB says "go long" We're about 15 yards from the fantail. I'm just staring at this Cpl.