All I want for Christmas...
The Mrs. asked me what I wanted for Christmas...
I showed her this:
Would you buy this Chevrolet Suburban and RV? We would
Sadly, she reminded me that this year we had agreed not to spend more than $129,450.00 on each other's gifts this year...
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll