China announces they will be imposing tariffs in Sept and December in retaliation. So, President Trump takes the following measures:

1. Orders businesses via twitter to stop doing business with China. "Our great American companies are hereby ordered to immediately start looking for an alternative to China, including bringing your companies HOME and making your products in the USA. I will be responding to China’s Tariffs this afternoon."

2. Questions whether the Fed is a bigger enemy than Xi. He doesn't seem to get that the fed is independent of political offices. The fed doesn't have concentration camps, like Xi.

3. Orders delivery companies: UPS, Fed Ex, etc., to seek out and refuse to make any deliveries of fentanyl. "I am ordering all carriers, including Fed Ex, Amazon, UPS and the Post Office, to SEARCH FOR & REFUSE all deliveries of Fentanyl from China (or anywhere else!). Fentanyl kills 100,000 Americans a year. President Xi said this would stop - it didn’t. Our Economy, because of our gains in the last 2 1/2 years, is MUCH larger than that of China. We will keep it that way!"

All via twitter.

Thank the lord the Greenland crisis has been settled.