Yes, this happened:



First off, disregard my dusty computer and other things on messy desk.

But you see my nemesis there. And he is bigger than you think, and I am backed up and zoomed in a little.

Just as he reached the flat area of my desk I stopped, as I was about to crush him to death. I missed! Little fucker is now under my computer!!!!

Here is a closer up:



And now looking up common spiders found in NY:



Then I lookup images also of Wolf spiders:





Almost positive that's what it was. Not venomous but is poisonous like all of them, and they say it bites and it bites hard!!

So for now?

Handy dandy spider zapper:



And in an emergency, which this is of course, I also have a large can of hairspray and a few lighters, but would rather not ignite my computer - yet.