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Empire Confiscates Luke Skywalker's Lightsaber Under New Red Flag Law
https://babylonbee.com/news/empire-c...w-red-flag-law
Can't have those heroes running around killing bad guys and stopping them from destroying galaxies. Just think of all the taxes they can rake in at gunpoint with no fear of opposition once there isn't any
Last edited by Gunny; 06-23-2022 at 07:23 PM.
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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Well, to be fair, it seems he is a danger to himself if not others...
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