Jack In The Box Now Selling Two Latinx For 99 Cents
I am most appreciative that Latino's as a whole don't act like other ethnic minorities when insulted (in the latter case real or imagined). There are a lot of Tejanos around these parts 
SAN DIEGO, CA — Jack in the Box has updated their famous dollar menu, now offering two Latinx for the incredibly low price of ninety-nine cents.
"Wow, 99 cents! That's so cheap, it could be illegal," said Jack, the large-headed company spokesman. "Mm-mm, nothing like a crispy Latinx covered in salsa. Have one now and throw a few in the back of your truck for later!"
While the deal is rolling out at franchises across the country, executives promised every single Latinx would still be unique. "We take pride in hand-making every Latinx we sell," said CEO Leslie Moore. "Some get a little more browned in the oven, some have a little more meat, and some are a little spicier. Come get your hands on one today!"
Thus far the promotion has been massively successful, with record numbers of Latinx being spotted every day. Other fast-food chains have unveiled competing deals, with Rosa's Tortilla Factory announcing a new "Latinx Tuesday" special. Taco Bell will begin offering a Latinx Family Pack, which comes with two large Latinx and several miniature Latinx.
At publishing time, Hunter Biden was reportedly trying the Latinx special, having decided against Panda Express.
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