If it was up to you...

[Hagbard Celine]

Conan? Really? What do you have against him?

Conan is awesome. Anyone who doesn't think so just doesn't "get it."

[Mr. P]

Aside from the fact that he's about as funny as a cleft palate, he's a flaming liberal. He's always bashing the conservatives, and never says anything bad about his beloved liberals. What do you expect? He's from New York. A liberal sanctuary city.

Jay Leno is planning on giving his show to Conan. As an old time The Tonight Show watcher from back when Johnny Carson owned it, I will never watch it again when Conan takes it over. I have a sneaking suspicion lots of people will quit watching. Just like liberal talk radio, the show will tank and die.

With ya 100%! Personally, I can't think of a worse choice to take over the show.

[typomaniac]

I'm stunned that no one has mentioned Carrot Top, Gallagher, or Pauly Shore.

[nevadamedic]

Tom Cruise and Vanilla Ice, oh wait he never made it big time.

[glockmail]

Conan? Really? What do you have against him?

I am jealous of his hair. His hair is awesome. Makes me miss mine.