Favorite Line From A Military Flick

[jillian]

From Full Metal Jacket:

"What's your major malfunction, numbnuts?"

[jimnyc]

Since Full Metal Jacket seems to be so polular, thought some of you might enjoy this soundboard:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket2.html

[darin]

DUDE listen to the crank-calls they did!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/jacknich-prank1.html

As an example.

[pegwinn]

From Rules of Engagement.

What part of waste the motherfucker don't you understand?

By the way, for the guy from maine. Marines don't have line and staff officers. We have Commissioned, Warrant, Staff Noncommissioned, and Noncommissioned. The Navy is the one with a dual track for the Officers (Staff and Line). Just trying to help.

[manu1959]

"this is this" bobby d. deer hunter


"if i am going to war for a word, my word is poontang" fucking animal, full metal jacket

[dirt mcgirt]

"Sir, they're going to get us fucking killed out there!"

"Just get it over with!"

- Black Hawk Down

[retiredman]

From Rules of Engagement.

What part of waste the motherfucker don't you understand?

By the way, for the guy from maine. Marines don't have line and staff officers. We have Commissioned, Warrant, Staff Noncommissioned, and Noncommissioned. The Navy is the one with a dual track for the Officers (Staff and Line). Just trying to help.

point taken... the line, nonetheless, was not spoken by the lawyer, played by Kevin Bacon but by Nicholson's lackey, played by Keifer Southerland.... I am sure that he endeared himself to many of the marines who post hereon.

[dirt mcgirt]

point taken... the line, nonetheless, was not spoken by the lawyer, played by Kevin Bacon but by Nicholson's lackey, played by Keifer Southerland.... I am sure that he endeared himself to many of the marines who post hereon.

There were actually two different things in Pegwinn's post. The line you highlighted in pegwinn's post was referring to the war movies thread. That line was from Rules of Engagement not A Few Good Men. The second part of peg's post was directed to you. Thought I'd clarify.

[dirt mcgirt]

from the Alamo
Looking out at the Mexican army.
Davy Crockett " We're gonna need a LOT more men."

Reminds me of a joke:

Q: Why were there only 6000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

A: Because they only had two trucks.

[KarlMarx]

Oh gee... not one quote from "Major Payne"!!!!

That was a funny movie

"After three weeks of the civilian puke existence, I was back at the Corps! ... and back to the sweet smell of mustard gas"

"Killing is my business, and business is GOOOOOOOD! "

"I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst!"

Major Payne: You like the way I handled them white folks back there?
Cadet Williams: Yeah.
Major Payne: You like a black man to handle things?
Cadet Williams: Malcolm X.
Major Payne: Let me tell you something... I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER!

[retiredman]

There were actually two different things in Pegwinn's post. The line you highlighted in pegwinn's post was referring to the war movies thread. That line was from Rules of Engagement not A Few Good Men. The second part of peg's post was directed to you. Thought I'd clarify.

Oh... I know, every officer in the corps is a "combat officer" but, oddly enough, those JAG jarheads never seem to make it to the battlefield, what with their heavy case load and all.

[pegwinn]

point taken... the line, nonetheless, was not spoken by the lawyer, played by Kevin Bacon but by Nicholson's lackey, played by Keifer Southerland.... I am sure that he endeared himself to many of the marines who post hereon.

Hello I am Phil. I honestly don't care who spoke what line in which movie. That argument is for trivia buffs of which I am not, so far as movies are concerned.

The intention was to correct erronious factual information about the Marine Corps. As you said, "point taken".

Good to meet you.

Edited to add:

Oh... I know, every officer in the corps is a "combat officer" but, oddly enough, those JAG jarheads never seem to make it to the battlefield, what with their heavy case load and all.

Again, in the spirit of community service; You are either mistaken or simply making a joke in poor taste. The SJA is assigned as far forward as practical to accomplish the mission of legal support to commanders in a combat zone.

For instructional purposes only: Educational Material.

[Grumplestillskin]

"I'll tear your head off and shit down your neck."

Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge

[darin]

I know, I know...this isn't from a movie....

"I believe we were all glad to leave New Zealand. It is not a pleasant place. Amongst the natives there is absent that charming simplicity .... and the greater part of the English are the very refuse of society." ....... Charles Darwin 1860

[Grumplestillskin]

From An Officer and a Gentleman


Louis Gossett Jnr: You want to fuck me?
That's why you called me a ewe? Are you a queer?

Richard Gere: Hell no, sir!

Louis Gossett Jnr: Where you from, boy?

Richard Gere: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, sir.

Louis Gossett Jnr: Only two things come out of Oklahoma. Steers and queers. Which one are you, boy? I don't see no horns.You must be a queer.

Richard Gere: No, sir.

Louis Gossett Jnr: Stop whispering. You're giving me a hard-on.

Richard Gere: No, sir!

Louis Gossett Jnr: You laughing at me, dickbrain?

Richard Gere: No, sir!

Louis Gossett Jnr: Stop eyeballing me or I'll rip your eyeballs out and skullfuck you to death.