An Amish farmer was walking through his field,
and noticed a man drinking from his pond, with
his hand.
The Amish man shouted:
"Trink das wasser nicht.
Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means:
"Don't drink the water, the cows have defecated in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't
understand. Please speak in English."
The Amish man said:
"Use two hands. You'll get more."