How is this for ETHICS?

[darin]

You dolt. Lawyers are the reason companies and government have accountability. If not for lawyers we'd all be riding around in cars that run on leaded gasoline without seatbelts, abs brakes or airbags drinking 200 degree coffee with no warning label on it driving on roads with no shoulders and 12-inch drop-offs on either side with no white lines demarcating the edges driving towards our homes with asbestos-filled walls coated in lead-based paint so that we can go into our kitchens where we would eat contaminated, rotten food because the FDA wouldn't exist. Then we'd turn-on our tvs built with hazardous chemicals and no fire retardants where we'd watch unfiltered xxx programming because the FCC wouldn't exist--or maybe it would, in which case all we'd be allowed to see was old Beaver Cleaver episodes because without lawyers there'd be no freedom of speech. The government would've usurped that little morsel a long time ago. So wake up genius. Lawyers aren't the enemy.

Taking responsibility for one's safety pwn3s.

[Hagbard Celine]

Taking responsibility for one's safety pwn3s.

You're so full of it man.

[darin]

You're so full of it man.

What's "It Man"?

[Hagbard Celine]

What's "It Man"?

"It Man" is a water-based lubricant that smells slightly of peanut butter.

[darin]

"It Man" is a water-based lubricant that smells slightly of peanut butter.

I hope it doesn't have salmonella.