”When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said "rabies." She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a great dane”…Shuffle:
Life Is Just A Tire Swing – Jimmy Buffett
An Daorach Bheaa – Brother
You And Me – Alice Cooper
Kick It In Second Wind – Jimmy Buffett
Mohammed’s Radio – Warren Zevon
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll