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    Default Free Kittens!!

    Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to

    give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign

    "FREE KITTENS" next to them. Suddenly a big line of big black cars

    came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all

    stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl,

    what do you have there in the box?" he asked.

    "Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even

    open yet." "What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.

    "DEMOCRATS" says Little Suzy.

    The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.

    sensing a good photo opportunity, Barack Hussein Obama called

    his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

    It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the

    media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.

    The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box

    of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign

    and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans

    and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

    Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Barack Hussein

    Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy.

    "Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all

    these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving

    away today." "Yes sir," Suzy said, "They are all "REPUBLICAN" kittens."

    Taken by surprise, Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me

    that they were DEMOCRATS."

    Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."
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    Which reminds me, EVERY time you masturbate God kills a kitten, so please think of the kittens, God'sa watchin.
    If you also agree that an animals suffering should be avoided rather than encouraged, consider what steps you can take.

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    Good joke Hawk

    Why do so many Liberals live in L.A.?

    It's the only city that is easy enough for them to spell.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Noir View Post


    Which reminds me, EVERY time you masturbate God kills a kitten, so please think of the kittens, God'sa watchin.

    "I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll

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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    Wow, God is actually two small brown things? i must say the idea of Christianity is growing on me. I first saw the slogan on a box for chewing gum maself...
    If you also agree that an animals suffering should be avoided rather than encouraged, consider what steps you can take.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noir View Post
    Wow, God is actually two small brown things? i must say the idea of Christianity is growing on me. I first saw the slogan on a box for chewing gum maself...
    I think those are angels. But I could be wrong.
    "I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll

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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    "Lighght"
    - This 'poem' was bought and paid for with $2,250 of YOUR money.

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