Christian jokes

[Hagbard Celine]

What would happen if you told some atheist liberal jokes to a crowd of atheist liberals?

They'd probably be just as pissy as the Christians would be. I'd call them Nancies too.

[Hagbard Celine]

How much does Jesus love you?




*Spread arms and look mopey*

[glockmail]

They'd probably be just as pissy as the Christians would be. I'd call them Nancies too.

Perhaps you'd feel safer with a crowd of militant gays.

[stephanie]

It looks like someone should go start their OWN website, so they can post all the Christian jokes they can find..

[Hagbard Celine]

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[Hagbard Celine]

Why didn’t Jesus replace the stone from the tomb when he rose from the dead?

Well, he was born in a barn.

[glockmail]

..... Karl Marx was right to call religion the opiate of the masses...

http://loljesus.com/about/

Oops- looks like the atheists are also Democrats and commies.

[Hagbard Celine]

Why did Jesus cross the road?

Because he was nailed to the chicken!

[Hagbard Celine]

Perhaps you'd feel safer with a crowd of militant gays.

You've got quite an imagination glock. You know perfectly well that gays aren't allowed in the military --haha

[Trigg]

Tell these in front of a crowd of Christains and they'll turn around in disgust. Yeah, a few might give you the finger, or even punch you.

But tell some Muslim jokes in front of a crowd of Muslims.....

Oh come on, like you've never heard a Baptist or Catholic joke?

[glockmail]

You've got quite an imagination glock. You know perfectly well that gays aren't allowed in the military --haha

I think they'd like to have their way with you. Squeal like a pig!

[theHawk]

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Are you religious?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

OK, that one made me LOL.

[Hagbard Celine]

I think they'd like to have their way with you. Squeal like a pig!

Keep your past experiences to yourself glock. Nobody here is interested in helping you relive your most embarrassing moments. Haha

[glockmail]

Keep your past experiences to yourself glock. Nobody here is interested in helping you relive your most embarrassing moments. Haha

I'm a gun nut Celine, don't ya remember? Any queerbo eyeing my ass gets a bullet up his.