How much does Jesus love you?
*Spread arms and look mopey*
Originally Posted by Gaffer
It looks like someone should go start their OWN website, so they can post all the Christian jokes they can find..
"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)
Originally Posted by Gaffer
Originally Posted by Gaffer
Why didn’t Jesus replace the stone from the tomb when he rose from the dead?
Well, he was born in a barn.
Originally Posted by Gaffer
http://loljesus.com/about/..... Karl Marx was right to call religion the opiate of the masses...
Oops- looks like the atheists are also Democrats and commies.
Why did Jesus cross the road?
Because he was nailed to the chicken!
Originally Posted by Gaffer
PRAIRIE FIRE by William Ayers: Obama's guide to destory America
"Maybe I missed that part of the Constitution"--Joe Steel
You can't spell Liberals without Lies.