After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
There was a guy invited to be on The Man Show (but couldn't speak English) named Fuk Yu. One guy who appeared on the show had a sister named Anita Kok. In any case, I'm going to have to counter this horrible name with a list of awesome ones, capped off by Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.
http://www.cracked.com/article_14982...-in-world.html
"Lighght"
- This 'poem' was bought and paid for with $2,250 of YOUR money.
Name one thing the government does better than the private sector and I'll show you something that requires the use of force to accomplish.
George Walker Bush!
A chance for a new beginning, like a dawn of reconciliation.
I Nearly, quite literally, spat out my beer with laughter! Nice one, -Cp.
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
I knew a guy named B.J. Cox. Seriously.
But I hear there is a guy named Darin. I mean what kind of name is that?
If we were as industrious to become good as to make ourselves great, we should become really great by being good, and the number of valuable men would be much increased; but it is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness; and i pronounce it as certain that there was never yet a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." - Ben Franklin
Imagine what good we can do if we all joined together, united as followers of Christ - M. Russell Ballard
My friend growing up name was Chris Gay. If that wasnt bad enough...his older brother.....Ben. Ben Gay! Poor guy.
There is a nine year old girl in New Zealand trying to change her name. She got herself a lawyer and all. The judge said her name constitutes as child abuse. Herf ull name?
'Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii'.
Serious.