Quote Originally Posted by Mr. P View Post
Patronizing? Son, I'm guessing I'm older than yer Daddy..If I were yer Daddy I'd stomp yer lil pee-pee in the dirt to get yer damn attention long enough to show you how much of a buffoon yer being.

Buuuuuut, you're not my daddy so my, erm, 'pee-pee' (?) is safe.