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What to do if you are sitted on a plane next to an asshole.
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the link...
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
White without guilt
What to do if you are sitted on a plane next to an asshole.
Ha!-Ha!-Ha!-Ha!-Ha!
Good one Binky...Loved it!
Last edited by HogTrash; 03-01-2010 at 10:39 AM.
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Seeker of virtue
Wow... Im sure there would be an explosive response.
If we were as industrious to become good as to make ourselves great, we should become really great by being good, and the number of valuable men would be much increased; but it is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness; and i pronounce it as certain that there was never yet a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." - Ben Franklin
Imagine what good we can do if we all joined together, united as followers of Christ - M. Russell Ballard
Enemy of the State
That was funny. I'm still chuckling.
When I die I'm sure to go to heaven, cause I spent my time in hell.
You get more with a kind word and a two by four, than you do with just a kind word.
Plant Parenthood.
And some say the Germans don't have a sense of humour =P
-Edit- Waited till the end, its nothing more than a cleaver advertising ploy...
Last edited by Noir; 03-01-2010 at 11:35 PM.
If you also agree that an animals suffering should be avoided rather than encouraged, consider what steps you can take.
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