A guys wife sat down on the sofa next to him as he was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' He said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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A husband and wife were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while they
were in bed. he turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
He then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at him this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So he said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started.......