My current wife married me for the new car, the new house and the paid for law school. I married her for her incredible figure.
I WIN
My current wife married me for the new car, the new house and the paid for law school. I married her for her incredible figure.
I WIN
Looks like everyone had their priorities straight!
If the freedom of speech is taken away
then dumb and silent we may be led,
like sheep to the slaughter.
George Washington (1732-1799) First President of the USA.
A wise man once said God gave man fire and man invented fire engines. Then God gave man love and man invented marriage
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Ronald Reagan
Put me down in that category, oh wise oneOriginally Posted by Chloe
However, I'm not naive enough to think that will always be the case should I ever get a divorce (knock on wood).
On a somewhat related note. I did tell my current wife before we got married that I wouldn't go through another divorce. I might attend a funeral, but no divorce.
Careful what you wish for CH, the heat index went sky high the same time Chloe was traveling through the central mid west. Could there be a correlation with her presence and the high heat?
When I die I'm sure to go to heaven, cause I spent my time in hell.
You get more with a kind word and a two by four, than you do with just a kind word.
Yes. Both times. The first because of the wonderful daughter we had together and the second because she is the love of my life.
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll
When it comes to my girl, this sums up how I feel about her
Marriage or not, I'll take her
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How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Ronald Reagan