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    A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.

    One is a good looking; older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.

    The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good

    or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun.

    Who wants to try out first?"

    The girl says, "I'll go first."

    She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.

    The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

    The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

    The circus owner's jaw is on the floor.

    He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"

    The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that damn lion out of the way...

    Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post

    The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that damn lion out of the way...

    Yep, men are all alike, no matter the age.
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Yep, men are all alike, no matter the age.
    Thank goodness! At least we don't have to work real hard to figure y'all out.
    Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.

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