Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, Okies, Texans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "Hillbillies".
You must now refer to them as "Appalachian-Americans".
And furthermore ... She is not a "babe" or a "chick".
She is a "Breasted-American".
She is not "easy".
She is "Horizontally Accessible".
She is not a "dumb blonde".
She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off the Information Highway".
She has not "been around".
She is a "Previously Enjoyed Companion".
She does not "nag" you.
She becomes "Verbally Repetitive".
She is not a "two-bit hooker".
She is a "Low Cost Provider".
He does not have a "beer gut".
He has developed a "Liquid Grain Storage Facility".
He is not a "bad dancer".
He is "Overly Caucasian".
He does not "get lost all the time".
He "Investigates Alternative Destinations".
He is not "balding".
He is in "Follicle Regression".
He does not act like a "total ass".
He has a "Rectal-Cranial Inversion".
It's not his "butt-crack" you see hanging out of his pants ...
It's his "Rear Cleavage".