Ask me Anything, seriously

[darin]

Short IS hot, folks.

Did I miss the last question? Do I owe an answer to anyone?

[ConHog]

Short IS hot, folks.

Did I miss the last question? Do I owe an answer to anyone?

I have always preferred shorter women to. 5'1"-5'6" about right for me.

[Jess]

I have always preferred shorter women to. 5'1"-5'6" about right for me.

Well, that lets me out. At least til I get older like you and start shrinking. xmaswink.gif

[logroller]

Hey DMP, what's the best XMAS present you've ever received?

[ConHog]

Well, that lets me out. At least til I get older like you and start shrinking. xmaswink.gif

I'm off the market forever anyway. That little Mexican is a pretty good gal, think I'll let her stay around.

[Jess]

I'm off the market forever anyway. That little Mexican is a pretty good gal, think I'll let her stay around.

Good answer, CH. Very good answer.

But what about Chloe?

[Abbey Marie]

Well, that lets me out. At least til I get older like you and start shrinking. xmaswink.gif

Me too, 5'8" here.

[ConHog]

Good answer, CH. Very good answer.

But what about Chloe?

Chloe would be an addition, not a replacement.


Also, my wife and I have an understanding that if Drew Barrymore should ever come to Arkansas I am free to pursue her. And she can do the same with Brad Pitt.

[darin]

Chloe would be an addition, not a replacement.


Also, my wife and I have an understanding that if Drew Barrymore should ever come to Arkansas I am free to pursue her. And she can do the same with Brad Pitt.

My wife and I have a 'must do' list. Each year we update it with folks we'd do; and the other of us would simply understand, and forgive. Last year, Hers was Will Smith. Mine was Jessica Biel. This year, hers is Ryan Gosling - and mine is Mary's friend Beth.

[Jess]

My wife and I have a 'must do' list. Each year we update it with folks we'd do; and the other of us would simply understand, and forgive. Last year, Hers was Will Smith. Mine was Jessica Biel. This year, hers is Ryan Gosling - and mine is Mary's friend Beth.

I've heard similar claims. Only the punchline was "mine is the cashier at our grocery store, etc."

It pays to be realistic.

[sundaydriver]

Okay DMP. If you really are a car guy what did you get the cars for Christmas?

[SassyLady]

Hey everyone...my computer has been on the fritz .... bought a Toshiba tablet and could come by and read stuff but couldn't post because I couldn't remember my password. Back on computer and been dying to say ............




I'm only 5'2''....eyes of blue and temper like a redhead.....and mildly miffed that you left me out in the cold when choosing your ladies.

My wife and I have a 'must do' list. Each year we update it with folks we'd do; and the other of us would simply understand, and forgive. Last year, Hers was Will Smith. Mine was Jessica Biel. This year, hers is Ryan Gosling - and mine is Mary's friend Beth.

My husband told me one year that Shania Twain was on his list and I said "yeah, she's on mine too!" He was flabbergasted but it kept him on his toes for awhile!

Short IS hot, folks.

Did I miss the last question? Do I owe an answer to anyone?

Guess I'm hot then.

Question: now that you are a country boy how do you get rid of moles and gophers without putting pets in danger?

[gabosaurus]

My husband told me one year that Shania Twain was on his list and I said "yeah, she's on mine too!" He was flabbergasted but it kept him on his toes for awhile!

You too? My husband has always been obsessed with Shania Twain. We even went to one of her concerts once. I felt like a female cockblocker.
I told my husband when we got married that if Shania Twain ever wanted to have sex with him, I would allow it.

[SassyLady]

You too? My husband has always been obsessed with Shania Twain. We even went to one of her concerts once. I felt like a female cockblocker.
I told my husband when we got married that if Shania Twain ever wanted to have sex with him, I would allow it.

[Jeff]

DMP are you still riding your sport bike ?