Shocking Soda Fact #1: Soda fattens up your organs
Ummm, most any food with sugar in it, does this.
Shocking Soda Fact #2: Soda contains flame retardants
Water being one of them.
Shocking Soda Fact #3: Drinking soda makes you a lab rat
Is that where that white coat, and long, round, rough tail came from?
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