Okay, Con, for you, sure, why not?
I'll post one below.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Abbey rocks!
She's my chocolate-loving friend.
Jimmy is my coffee-loving buddy.
Hmmmm ... coffee and chocolate ....
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock