The Sportsman's Double

[RadiomanATL]

I'll confess,

I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night.

She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all,

and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers,

and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that? I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea,

and I wondered what her daughter might look like,

I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink,

'tonight's your lucky night'.

We went back to her place.

We walked in.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom...you still awake?'

[Jess]

Ewwwwwww!

[CSM]

Ewwwwwww!

I'm thinking if you're 90 years old, a 60 year old hottie might look pretty damned good!

[Jess]

I'm thinking if you're 90 years old, a 60 year old hottie might look pretty damned good!

And her mom too? I dunno, CSM.

But then again, I'm not a guy.

[Noir]

Reminds me of a few months ago, when i overheard this in work between two drunk customers...