I will assume you are not just fucking with my head and that at least one of the stories is false.
The first and second are true. I read about the first and think I heard about the second.
The last one is plausible.
So I am going for the beating not being real. Am I right?
I'm Phil -- 40 something heterosexual white male, fairly self sufficient, great with my kids, wed 29 years to the same woman, and I firmly believe that ones actions have logical consequences. How much more out the box can you get nowadays? -- MSgt of Marines (ret)