Men who cheat on their wives more likely to die of a heart attack

[revelarts]

Older Pastor talking to a group of a few younger pastors:
"There will be Many temptations with women in the ministry. I've had them but never fallen.
3 things i've had to remember, boys.
#1 God don't like it.
#2 My wife would kill me.'
#3 The other women WILL TELL IT!!! They'll TELL!!"

[Dilloduck]

Older Pastor talking to a group of a few younger pastors:
"There will be Many temptations with women in the ministry. I've had them but never fallen.
3 things i've had to remember, boys.
#1 God don't like it.
#2 My wife would kill me.'
#3 The other women WILL TELL IT!!! They'll TELL!!"

Hell some of em will tell even if it didn't happen.

[gabosaurus]

If you cheat on your wife and she finds out, it might not be the heart attack that kills you.

[blarset]

makes sense......sex increases stress, stress causes heart attack....men cheating on their wives are more likely to be having sex.....

Cause lord knows married men aint gettin any.

[Wind Song]

Consider why that is... and choose to do something about it.

[blarset]

Consider why that is... and choose to do something about it.

I did. I left her!

[Wind Song]

I did. I left her!

Congratulations. May you be luckier in love in the future.

[Shadow]

Older Pastor talking to a group of a few younger pastors:
"There will be Many temptations with women in the ministry. I've had them but never fallen.
3 things i've had to remember, boys.
#1 God don't like it.
#2 My wife would kill me.'
#3 The other women WILL TELL IT!!! They'll TELL!!"

My opinion is that if you are with a homewrecker to begin with...you should expect her to brag about breaking up a relationship. That was her goal...some women are preditors...just like some men.

Hell some of em will tell even if it didn't happen.

See comment above.

Cause lord knows married men aint gettin any.

I did. I left her!

Ain't getting any because you don't want to have sex with her anymore? Or because she was holding out on you?

[Wind Song]

I've never cheated on my wife. I've been tempted a couple times. I guess that's like Jimmy Carter.

I wouldn't be able to take the stress of being that duplicitous. I tell my wife EVERYTHING.

[Shadow]

do women who smell like roses count?......I think my wife is okay with me cheating if the woman smells like roses......at least, whenever she catches me looking at a pretty woman she tells me it's time to wake up and smell the roses......

As in...the grass is always greener? Or... get real...she's out of your league?

I've never cheated on my wife. I've been tempted a couple times. I guess that's like Jimmy Carter.

I wouldn't be able to take the stress of being that duplicitous. I tell my wife EVERYTHING.

When dealing with my ex I learned early on to never tell him anything he could use against me in a fight later. Saved me a lot of grief in the long run.

[darin]

People cheat ALL THE TIME. If you say you have not, chances are you are wrong, depending on the vows taken.

If you promised to love, and care more about your happiness, security, safety, and needs than those of your spouse you have cheated the other out of what you promised.

If you promised to cherish, and have pushed away, you have cheated your spouse out of what you promised.

If you promised to hold, but refused comfort when they need it, you have cheated your spouse out of what you promised.

If you promised to forsake all others, yet spend more time with your friends than your mate, you have cheated your spouse out of what you promised.


Seems to me; the ONLY vow-broken that matters to MOST people is the 'forsake all others', within a sexual context. I wonder why that is? I hold my wife to every vow she made; yet hold myself to not only my vows, but the intent of a marriage in the first place.
Further seems-to-me: A body can avoid Loving, Cherishing, and otherwise doing GOODNESS to their spouse...then, sure as shit, they Pull out the Victim Card quicker than WindSong in EVERY THREAD SHE'S IN, and claim "My spouse CHEATED on me! He/She had sex with another woman! (gasp!)"

No, friend - your spouse didn't CHEAT on you...you left them NO place for intimacy; love. Another person offered them the MOST-IMPORTANT aspect of a relationship...the sex they had was likely the result of the other person meeting the intellectual/heart-needs.

Course - sometimes...a spouse just wants a piece of tail from another participant. In that case, the one having sex was cheating LONG before they had the sex.


WS, you aren't married. You are living with somebody (allegedly) of your gender. You don't have a wife. You (allegedly) have a sex partner of your gender with whom you fornicate. You have somebody (allegedly) of your gender you share your life with. That's NOT a wife. You are not a wife. You never will be a wife if you continue your choice of lifestyle.

[PostmodernProphet]

As in...the grass is always greener? Or... get real...she's out of your league?

I think the implication might be, "honey, at your age everyone is out of your league".......but I am a vain man and I will never admit it.....

[cadet]

Your cheatin’ heart makes Hank Williams weep, but it might kill you.
Researchers in Italy examined monogamy among men and discovered an interesting correlation -- having an extramarital affair increases men’s risk of having a deadly heart attack.
It’s almost cliché: a middle-age man having sex with a woman who is not his wife keels over in flagrante delicto, what’s known as sudden coital death (oh yes, it has a medical name). But like some stereotypes, it appears to be based in truth, says Dr. Marc Gillinov, a heart surgeon at The Cleveland Clinic and co-author of the book "Heart 411," which looks at cases of sudden coital death, among other cardiac events. (Gillinov did not participate in this study.)


http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20...rt-attack?lite

I can give you the reason why men die.


Wife-"Hello honey, how was your day?"

Husband-"It was great honey."

W-"So, who's this Suzy in your phones contacts? and why does she want to meet?"

H-"Well, uh, um... uh, ya see..."

W-*walks up with a knife* "DIE YOU LITTLE TWO TIMIN' HUSSY!!!!"

[Wind Song]

As in...the grass is always greener? Or... get real...she's out of your league?



When dealing with my ex I learned early on to never tell him anything he could use against me in a fight later. Saved me a lot of grief in the long run.

I've never had any need or desire to keep information from my wife.

[blarset]

Shadow : Ain't getting any because you don't want to have sex with her anymore? Or because she was holding out on you?

I got punished! She said it was because I didn't pay her any attention unless I wanted some., no it was because I worked to much. No now I remember it was her weight and body she didn't feel sexy anymore. Wait it was the Internet I spent to much time on it. She was tired and sick it was to late, the kids would hear or she had to get up early.
Now that I'm gone she tells me that she was mad and she did it to punish me.