Revoked independence of the United States of America effective as of today.

[aidy48]

I am now wondering how many of these posters missed the ironic sarcasm of the opening OP.

My dear sir us English West Yorkshire folk invented irony, We had no choice what with the cockneys of our country cor blimey.

[Bulldog]

Did you have to invent irony because you ran out of coppery?

And on the subject of metals, for Zaphod's sake guys, PLEASE put the missing 'i' back into 'aluminium'.

Bulldog.

[glockmail]

Did you have to invent irony because you ran out of coppery?

And on the subject of metals, for Zaphod's sake guys, PLEASE put the missing 'i' back into 'aluminium'.

Bulldog.

I pronounce it al-u-min-e-um lately. Gets a lot of laughs here in God's Country.

[Doniston]

Did you have to invent irony because you ran out of coppery?

And on the subject of metals, for Zaphod's sake guys, PLEASE put the missing 'i' back into 'aluminium'.

Bulldog.

But they still have plenty of Brass. HEH HEH (sorry, but I just hadda say that)

[5stringJeff]

May god also bless and bring home safeley the soldiers of our two nations whether we believe the cause or not.

[gabosaurus]

My best friend Lauren lives just outside of Liverpool with her very English husband and newly English son. Very English hubby has read this thread and replied as such:

Tell those ruggit prats to stop being such biffs. They are obviously binning the entire community and should go back to their normal course of being needhams. No self-respecting Brit would go on jibbing as such. They appear to be ring raiders whose dads should be incarcerated for failing to use jimmy hats.

As soon as I get that statement translated into a readable form of American English, I will let you know.

[loosecannon]

My best friend Lauren lives just outside of Liverpool with her very English husband and newly English son. Very English hubby has read this thread and replied as such:



As soon as I get that statement translated into a readable form of American English, I will let you know.

Your freind said that the English imposters are jimmy hagging the spoils. And should be rug bandied like common ruffle squatters. And have their noses pruned like dumpling stringers.

(everybody knows that Roomy is behind this sinister plot)

[aidy48]

My best friend Lauren lives just outside of Liverpool with her very English husband and newly English son. Very English hubby has read this thread and replied as such:



As soon as I get that statement translated into a readable form of American English, I will let you know.

When you get it translated into a readable form of English can you repost it too because I don't understand a word of that scouse dialect drivvle!!!
Sithe my dear sirs....