After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Why do you suppose I like you?
Go ahead and explain it to me.
Hey, stop that language. You piss off the board fart. LOL
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Saw the title and thought of this from a story the other week:
"The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill
LOL my friend had something that looked like that on her belly button she asked me to pop it cuz she thought it was just a zit, but it hurt and she didnt want to do it. When I popped it a 100 little flies came gushing out and she started to scream! OMG I thought I would be deaf. We spent the next 2 hours disinfecting her as she cried and screamed and cried... She is still traumatized by it and I still laugh at her.
“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” —. Morticia Addams