If truly interested, just do searches on "Jerome" or for "Porter" and I have posted tons over the years!
If truly interested, just do searches on "Jerome" or for "Porter" and I have posted tons over the years!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Damn Jim, I've been following you and Jerome over the years, yes, I even remember when he was 'young.'
So much reminds me of my relationship with 'Taffy,' my Cocker Spaniel from when I was 6 to 18. I got her from my aunt and uncle who'd had her from a pup, for the first 6 years. God, what a great dog! Neurotic as hell, but the family cried for more than a week.
She was the dog that hadn't a problem with everyone going to work/school for hours on end during the week. However, weekends? Unless she came, we'd come home to a poop in the hallway and her turning her back on us for about an hour. Yeah, even from the first when she got a 'whap' with the paper, never paid that a mind.
When she was about 15, my cousin who drove drove me to pick up my brother at country club where he was caddying. Taffy was with us. He made a wide left turn and Taffy flew out the window! Sitting in the middle of 4 lane highway, with her head spinning like in cartoons. She was alright.
She was trained, wouldn't take food off table or anything like that. UNTIL, about 6 months before she died. Mom had made beef roast, set it on counter to set while rare, while we went to church. Mom planned to throw it back in oven when returned. Taffy managed to get chair to roast to floor. Ate 3/4 of it and was sicker than dog. We went out for dinner-reminds me of Christmas Story.
When she died, my mom kept saying, "I'm so glad Taffy had the beef roast and we didn't overly punish her!" LOL! 'overly punish' were my parents mantra.
"The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill
A roast within stealing distance? Can't blame the pup! LOL My Mom tried to defrost a turkey once, by filling our tub with hot water and letting it soak in there. A few hours later she comes into my room steaming mad, says go look in the bathroom. There was my cat, scared to death of water, standing on the turkey like an island, clawing away at it!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock