Your (insert group/ethnicity/religion/political party) is wrong. Everything you believe/practice is worthless. You and your other (insert ethnic slur) are going to (insert negative place after death).
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The Offensive Thread
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“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
Steelers in '23
I love offensive threads!
I hate all of these people:
bad drivers
stupid people
left lane slow drivers
slow bank workers
people who touch others clothes at laundromat
walking salesmen
birds that keep crapping on my truck overnight
New England Patriots and their fans
the person responsible for discovering olives
Perez Hilton
Miley Cyrus
Justin Bieber
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secret agent mouse
Don't forget
People who come to the hospital and don't know what they're having/which doctor is theirs.
people who are an hour early and wonder why they can't be seen right away.
young girls on welfair with 3 kids, tattos and smell like smoke.
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#EleSim
Easy peasy lemon squeezie.Originally Posted by dmp
Experienced Social Distancer ... waaaay before COVID.
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#EleSim
I'm surprised you said that. You strike me as the type that can't resist feeling a pile of hot lingerie when the hot female it belongs to isn't looking.
Experienced Social Distancer ... waaaay before COVID.
Steelers in '23
I'd probably stare awkwardly if a hottie was folding her lingerie/panties, but I think touching them would be too creepy, as opposed to your normal every day creepy.
Steelers in '23
Since my earlier post, I have to add a few more things that I hate.
The mailman who never brings me anything other than walking spam and bills. I hate when I see him.
Those little smart cars. c'mon people, use your noggins, you WILL die if you have an accident in that matchbox car!
Companies that make me watch 30 second ads to watch an 8 second video
And a big one that I forgot, the dentist. I know he tries hard, and I don't truly believe he's out to get me, but I just naturally hate him, based out of pure fear.
Smitten Senior Admin
WHAT??!!Oh lordy, he did NOT just say that!
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Steelers in '23
Hated them since I was a toddler. I can barely stomach them if they are on a pizza, but I'll eat them that way. Oh, and my wife puts them in her chicken cacciatore, and I then mix them in with the palenta (however you spell that crap) and eat it like the little rascals at their medicine!WHAT??!!
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I hate all of these people:
bad drivers - Chances are you're a bad driver.At least admit it and get out of the way
stupid people - Chances are you voted for Obama. If you voted for him twice, it's proof.
left lane slow drivers - See above.
Left-leaning Teachers.
New England Patriots
SF Forty-Whiners (49ers) - as an organization, not the individuals. Except some of them.
Bosses. Leaders. Those who Hire people based on the prospective employee's 'training' and NOT their ability.
Colleges and Universities
DOJ
EPA
FDA
DHS
Picky eaters. Especially those who order anything 'plain' or 'without olives.'
Perez Hilton
Miley Cyrus' 'parenting' growing up.
Justin Bieber's Parents.
Having to pay nearly $4000 to lift my truck another 8".
Anything than needs eight more inches.
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
Smitten Senior Admin
The short list:
Drivers who pull out of side streets in front of me, then drive slowly.
Sloppy Joes
Cole Slaw
Movies that appear to hurt animals
People who actually hurt animals
Anything gelatinous, except the Gelatinous Cube in D&D
Sadistic nuns
Women who pick at their meals to show how delicate and uninterested in food they are
Smart cars
American women walking around our streets in full Muslim garb. Go live where that's required
Joy Behar
Bugs. Every bug that has ever lived, lives, or will live. Except Inchworms, if they are bugs.
That new girl on NCIS
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
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One more biggie: People who cut down healthy trees just so you can see their house better.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Senior Member
Just have to say, i LOVE the Smart car.I'd like a few of them.
One stock, but with lots of woofers.
One on a 4wd chassis with a rotary engine swap
One lowered with a Hayabusa engine swap
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
Check Your Six
You just lost 33.96 man-points.Just have to say, i LOVE the Smart car.
One stock, but with lots of woofers.
One on a 4wd chassis with a rotary engine swap
One lowered with a Hayabusa engine swap
Unacceptable!
Can't argue with much on your list... but, I kill animals. I hunt and fish, but I do it as humanely as possible. Still, getting killed hurts at least for an instant, I'm pretty sure.
Bugs - you can't not like Dragonflies! They're cool as hell, and they eat a LOT of mosquitoes. One will land on my arm and just take a breather, and I'll stop what I'm doing and just admire their beautiful colors before it takes off again.
And ladybugs... never had any problem with them. Inchworms are cool.
Every other bug should be killed on sight.
Weird!
Black sliced olives are awesome on pizza & burritos! WTF man??
Plus, to have a proper Bloody Mary, you need to have a green olive in that drink along with those pickled green bean things. Or is it pickled asparagus?
Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum
Senior Member
That list should GIVE ME 1000 man-points.
Who doesn't love fast cars?
Who doesn't love kick-ass off-roaders?
Who doesn't love dropping that 808 kick-drum; makes the girlies get dumb; rollin rainier all the suckas wanna get some!
Why?
Because F-YOU, Prius!
Oh! What's this??? DAKAR RALLY Smart??
Oh? Fast you say?
http://thekneeslider.com/smart-car-p...ery-smart-car/
12 second 1/4 mile? Nearly 150mph? Sounds perfect
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
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