Pick up lines -

[Jeff]

This one cracked me up so much I had to go out with the guy,

Looked at me and said

Him "Knock, Knock"
Me (laughing) "Ok, I'll play .... who's there?"
Him "Emerson"
Me "Emerson who?"
Him "Em are some nice boobs you have"

Audacious .... and I really do have nice boobs.



(No Jim, no pics).

I wouldn't send them to Jim either but my inbox is empty

[aboutime]

You seem to have lots of practice with that topic. If that's the yardstick, you're hilarious.

There was a time when I had lots of practice. Been dry for many years. I'm an Alcoholic. As for the yardstick. Nothing funny about people who have to DRINK in order to become the people they think they are.

[Daniyel]

There was a time when I had lots of practice. Been dry for many years. I'm an Alcoholic. As for the yardstick. Nothing funny about people who have to DRINK in order to become the people they think they are.

Yeah it's up to mood, but alcohol does release the shyness plus makes you tired so you just want to say it and done.

[gabosaurus]

"I only date women that put out on the first date."

That line cuts down on the frustration factor. It works best in Spanish or Portuguese.

Why date a Portuguese woman when you can merely buy one off the internet? Unless you just want a "try before you buy" thing.

[logroller]

This one cracked me up so much I had to go out with the guy,

Looked at me and said

Him "Knock, Knock"
Me (laughing) "Ok, I'll play .... who's there?"
Him "Emerson"
Me "Emerson who?"
Him "Em are some nice boobs you have"

Audacious .... and I really do have nice boobs.



(No Jim, no pics).

Along that line, "Is your phone in your back pocket? 'Cause your ass has been calling me."

My favorite is "I just wanna know two two things: what makes you smile and what numbers to dial?"
Worked surprisingly well.

[Daniyel]

Along that line, "Is your phone in your back pocket? 'Cause your ass has been calling me."

My favorite is "I just wanna know two two things: what makes you smile and what numbers to dial?"
Worked surprisingly well.

I can feel my cheek burning for the incoming slap on the first one

[Redrose]

Between husbands, I was single for four years. One guy approached me and said "my blood tests were negative, how about it?

I said "mind weren't" and walked away. The fact he had no front teeth didn't help. (Canadian hockey player he claimed)

(My blood tests are really OK) lol