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    I laughed out loud when I finished reading this!! It's a little less than classy, so you were warned if you read the whole thing!!!

    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    I laughed out loud when I finished reading this!! It's a little less than classy, so you were warned if you read the whole thing!!!
    What people don't understand if there's no marriage, there's no commitment. If she puts out, he has no complaint. He should however calculate what he feels the monetary value is of "pussy at the ready" and deduct that from her half of the rent, making her responsible for the difference.
    Experienced Social Distancer ... waaaay before COVID.

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    I felt like that guy a few years ago with my unfaithful wife.
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    Here's my line ... short but effective.

    "I wouldn't cross the street to piss on you if you were on fire".
    If the freedom of speech is taken away
    then dumb and silent we may be led,
    like sheep to the slaughter.


    George Washington (1732-1799) First President of the USA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SassyLady View Post
    Here's my line ... short but effective.

    "I wouldn't cross the street to piss on you if you were on fire".
    Female or male cheaters.

    I never got them.


    "The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill


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    I feel horrible that Sassy and Kath read what I posted! Just know I only laughed and posted it, didn't do it! LOL
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    It was in the humor section ....

    If the freedom of speech is taken away
    then dumb and silent we may be led,
    like sheep to the slaughter.


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