Here are the loopholes:

* Loophole 1 – Legal Status Before Enforcement

* Loophole 2 – U.S. VISIT Exit Not In Trigger

* Loophole 3 – Trigger Requires No More Agents, Beds, or Fencing Than Current Law

* Loophole 4 -- Three Additional Years Worth of Illegal Aliens Granted Status, Treated Preferentially To Legal Filers

* Loophole 5 – Completion of Background Checks Not Required For Probationary Legal Status

* Loophole 6 – Some Child Molesters Are Still Eligible

* Loophole 7 – Terrorism Connections Allowed, Good Moral Character Not Required

* Loophole 8 – Gang Members Are Eligible

* Loophole 9 – Absconders Are Eligible

* Loophole 10 – Learning English Not Required For A Decade

* Loophole 11 – Earned Income Tax Credit Will Cost Taxpayers Billions In Just 10 Years

* Loophole 12 – Affidavits From Friends Accepted As Evidence

* Loophole 13 – Taxpayer Funded Legal Counsel and Arbitration

* Loophole 14 – In-State Tuition and Student Loans

* Loophole 15 – Inadequacy of the Merit System

* Loophole 16 – Visas For Individuals That Plan To Overstay

* Loophole 17 – Chain Migration Tippled Before Being Eliminated

* Loophole 18 – Back Taxes Not Required

* Loophole 19 – Social Security Credits Allowed For Some Illegal Work Histories

* Loophole 20 – Criminal Fines Not Proportional To Conduct

Wow. Great bill, Mr. President.