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    Nero had a vet appointment yesterday and the shots made him feel under the weather, so he got to use the Chihuahua's bed! I may just give it to him, Porter prefers to go under blankets anyway.

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    Your cat is small, mine is a beast named Sherman (after Sherman Clump and Sherman the tank)
    "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christie Brinkley View Post
    Your cat is small, mine is a beast named Sherman (after Sherman Clump and Sherman the tank)
    He looks smaller in that picture, not sure why, but he's not huge by any means. He's about 1.5 years old now and he weighed in yesterday at just a tad over 11lbs.
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christie Brinkley View Post
    Your cat is small, mine is a beast named Sherman (after Sherman Clump and Sherman the tank)
    Btw, post pictures!
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Btw, post pictures!
    He is outside now, will try to remember later He sometime comes back at 11PM!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christie Brinkley View Post
    He is outside now, will try to remember later He sometime comes back at 11PM!
    Does he steal stuff from the neighbors and bring it back? LOL I just read about a cat that steals stuff from all over the neighborhood. It was so bad that the cat owner put a box out front of the house with a sign for people to retrieve their stolen property!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Does he steal stuff from the neighbors and bring it back? LOL I just read about a cat that steals stuff from all over the neighborhood. It was so bad that the cat owner put a box out front of the house with a sign for people to retrieve their stolen property!
    If you look up the Smoking Gun's World's Dumbest, the cat's on their in one of their viral videos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Nero had a vet appointment yesterday and the shots made him feel under the weather, so he got to use the Chihuahua's bed! I may just give it to him, Porter prefers to go under blankets anyway.

    He looks like the male twin of my female. Only she has a bit of white on her tummy that looks like a white bikini. Beautiful light green eyes, sleek black fur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Does he steal stuff from the neighbors and bring it back? LOL I just read about a cat that steals stuff from all over the neighborhood. It was so bad that the cat owner put a box out front of the house with a sign for people to retrieve their stolen property!
    My cat comes back smelling like another house which gives suspicion that he is a traitor who is taking food from someone else. Also my cats breath stinks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christie Brinkley View Post
    My cat comes back smelling like another house which gives suspicion that he is a traitor who is taking food from someone else. Also my cats breath stinks.
    Of course cat are traitors. They allow you to take care of them and live in their houses, feed them and clean their litter box. You have NO other purpose in life to them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Of course cat are traitors. They allow you to take care of them and live in their houses, feed them and clean their litter box. You have NO other purpose in life to them.
    100% agree. No loyalty at all!

    One thing that gives me and my cat mutual pleasure is rubbing his belly which he pulls the hair off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christie Brinkley View Post
    100% agree. No loyalty at all!

    One thing that gives me and my cat mutual pleasure is rubbing his belly which he pulls the hair off.
    I have to keep remembering you're a Brit. We have this insurance company commercial on TV here where the guy is sinking in quicksand while the cat stoicly looks on. The guys trying to get the cat to go get help. The commentator comes on as says "If you're a ct, you ignore people. That's what you do."

    I find it hillarious because I've always had cats since I was a kid and it's SO true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    I have to keep remembering you're a Brit. We have this insurance company commercial on TV here where the guy is sinking in quicksand while the cat stoicly looks on. The guys trying to get the cat to go get help. The commentator comes on as says "If you're a ct, you ignore people. That's what you do."

    I find it hillarious because I've always had cats since I was a kid and it's SO true.
    Found it on youtube


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    Our funny cat commercial is advertising milk using cats with thumbs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Of course cat are traitors. They allow you to take care of them and live in their houses, feed them and clean their litter box. You have NO other purpose in life to them.
    No one owns a cat. Cats own you.
    In the cat's world, they are officers and you are the PFC on permanent latrine and mess hall duty. Learn your place and no one will get hurt.

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