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    Default A transcript of Obama "vetting" the Syrian refugees

    President Obama personally 'vetted' several of the first few Syrian "refugees", since he didn't have anything better to do, and we have here a transcript:

    Obama: "Okay, you - what do you intend to do when, er, I mean if, I allow you to re-locate to America?"
    Refugee: "I intend to rid the land of all the infidels!"
    Obama: "What do you mean - Democratic or Republican infidels?"
    Refugee: "I don't know that - I guess Republican infidels."
    Obama: "That's good enough for me! In you go. Next!"
    Refugee #2: "I'm on a mission from Tehran to attack the Republican National Convention!"
    Obama: "Keep your voice down for Pete's sake! Do you want to spoil the surprise? I'm arranging a fast-track for you and all your buddies. Next!"
    Refugee #3: "Thank you for allowing my family and I here! My family is Christian and we have suffered much persecution from brutish ISIS killers."
    Obama: "You intolerant bastards! I've had enough of your hateful speech and non-inclusiveness! Get out!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russ View Post
    President Obama personally 'vetted' several of the first few Syrian "refugees", since he didn't have anything better to do, and we have here a transcript:

    Obama: "Okay, you - what do you intend to do when, er, I mean if, I allow you to re-locate to America?"
    Refugee: "I intend to rid the land of all the infidels!"
    Obama: "What do you mean - Democratic or Republican infidels?"
    Refugee: "I don't know that - I guess Republican infidels."
    Obama: "That's good enough for me! In you go. Next!"
    Refugee #2: "I'm on a mission from Tehran to attack the Republican National Convention!"
    Obama: "Keep your voice down for Pete's sake! Do you want to spoil the surprise? I'm arranging a fast-track for you and all your buddies. Next!"
    Refugee #3: "Thank you for allowing my family and I here! My family is Christian and we have suffered much persecution from brutish ISIS killers."
    Obama: "You intolerant bastards! I've had enough of your hateful speech and non-inclusiveness! Get out!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyr-Ziu Saxnot View Post
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    The traitor is in until he is replaced.... Sadly, that was not done over 7 years ago! -Tyr
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russ View Post
    President Obama personally 'vetted' several of the first few Syrian "refugees", since he didn't have anything better to do, and we have here a transcript:

    Obama: "Okay, you - what do you intend to do when, er, I mean if, I allow you to re-locate to America?"
    Refugee: "I intend to rid the land of all the infidels!"
    Obama: "What do you mean - Democratic or Republican infidels?"
    Refugee: "I don't know that - I guess Republican infidels."
    Obama: "That's good enough for me! In you go. Next!"
    Refugee #2: "I'm on a mission from Tehran to attack the Republican National Convention!"
    Obama: "Keep your voice down for Pete's sake! Do you want to spoil the surprise? I'm arranging a fast-track for you and all your buddies. Next!"
    Refugee #3: "Thank you for allowing my family and I here! My family is Christian and we have suffered much persecution from brutish ISIS killers."
    Obama: "You intolerant bastards! I've had enough of your hateful speech and non-inclusiveness! Get out!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russ View Post
    President Obama personally 'vetted' several of the first few Syrian "refugees", since he didn't have anything better to do, and we have here a transcript:

    Obama: "Okay, you - what do you intend to do when, er, I mean if, I allow you to re-locate to America?"
    Refugee: "I intend to rid the land of all the infidels!"
    Obama: "What do you mean - Democratic or Republican infidels?"
    Refugee: "I don't know that - I guess Republican infidels."
    Obama: "That's good enough for me! In you go. Next!"
    Refugee #2: "I'm on a mission from Tehran to attack the Republican National Convention!"
    Obama: "Keep your voice down for Pete's sake! Do you want to spoil the surprise? I'm arranging a fast-track for you and all your buddies. Next!"
    Refugee #3: "Thank you for allowing my family and I here! My family is Christian and we have suffered much persecution from brutish ISIS killers."
    Obama: "You intolerant bastards! I've had enough of your hateful speech and non-inclusiveness! Get out!"
    Silly...

    But sticks a dart in Obama
    I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?

    "I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same of others"...John Wayne in "The Shootist"

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