I saw this commercial and kind of went hmmmmm..
I saw this commercial and kind of went hmmmmm..
Experienced Social Distancer ... waaaay before COVID.
Why do you even pay attention to commercials? I use my DVR for a lot of things, use the computer for a lot - but when I must, and am actually watching live TV, and a commercial comes on - my brain involuntarily goes into lala land.
Last edited by Elessar; 04-15-2016 at 09:21 PM.
I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same of others"...John Wayne in "The Shootist"
A Deplorable!
Oh look, Elessa, they're playing your song!
Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, 'Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side'
He said, 'Hey honey, take a walk on the wild side'
Candy came from out on the island
In the backroom she was everybody's darlin'
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
She says, 'Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side'
He said, 'Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side'
And the colored girls go
Doo do doo, doo do doo, doo do doo
Little Joe never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
New York City's the place where they said
'Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side'
I said, 'Hey Joe, take a walk on the wild side'
Sugar plum fairy came and hit the streets
Lookin' for soul food and a place to eat
Went to the Apollo, you should've seen 'em go go go
They said, 'Hey sugar, take a walk on the wild side'
I said, 'Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side'
Alright, huh
Jackie is just speeding away
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash
She said, 'Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side'
I said, 'Hey honey, take a walk on the wild side'
And the colored girls say
Doo do doo, doo do doo, doo do doo
Experienced Social Distancer ... waaaay before COVID.
Dykes put all kinds of objects inside of them, to include fists up to the elbow. That's bound to rearrange some of the plumbing. Dykes also get stomach problems from eating pussy, which isn't kosher. That's why you see all these dykes promoting these digestive yogurts.
There's a reason the Holy Bible condemns homosexuality, because even the stone age morons who wrote it knew it was harmful.
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
Sorry, I'm new here and didn't realize this topic was closed for discussion. I also didn't realize that my thoughts on why dykes are prone to bladder control problems was stupid, I actually thought what I said was a perfectly logical assessment of the situation. I'm an amateur gynecologist and thought I might assist in this most important matter of our nation's bladder control.
You are correct ... you ARE a noob. So how about you don't charge the board like Custer? You know what happened to him, right? You don't know ANY of our personalities. So here's your first tip:
Quit screwing with people. My youngest daughter is homosexual. I don't approve. I also don't like her being referred to as a dyke.
If it's your point to piss everyone here off at you, you're succeeding. And you're pissing off all the wrong people.
Give yourself a rest and discuss the topic.
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke