Hoorah!

[Abbey Marie]

I don't quite know how to take that..lol

Dont think at all. It's just vintage Jim humor- you'll get used to him!

[jimnyc]

I don't quite know how to take that..lol

Wow, rereading what I wrote and I feel gay now. Can a muslim in here please toss me from the 4th floor of the closest building?

Are you drunk now ya bastard? Go get yourself some firewater, or some tequila, this way we can mess with you later!

[aboutime]

Since I have been dry so long. I am an Alcoholic. I get so much more pleasure, seeing, hearing, and listening to people who think being drunk is just SOOOOO FUNNY.

Truth is. I never knew how stupid, and comical I was when I was drinking all the time. And I learned why people were laughing at me so much.

Not trying to sound like a wise guy, or belittle anyone here. I'VE BEEN THERE...DONE THAT , And NOT PROUD OF IT.

[jimnyc]

But when I get drunk I usually hurt myself beating up the garage.

My brother in law beat up his garage a couple of years ago. He was mad, then apparently got mad at one of those little square panes of glass, punched his fist through it - and got like 30 stitches in his forearm as a result!! And I swear on everything, wanna see what he did to cover up the scar? He got the side of a donut box "Made by Entenmann's" or however you spell it! LOL

[Atticus Finch]

I don't want to leave the wrong impression here...I only get "happy" occasionally and it's beer only.Usually when I come off "on call" duty.I do it to blow off steam because it's fun to get buzzed put on the earphones listen to my favorite tunes.I never drink publicly.. always at home.

[jimnyc]

I don't want to leave the wrong impression here...I only get "happy" occasionally and it's beer only.Usually when I come off "on call" duty.I do it to blow off steam because it's fun to get buzzed put on the earphones listen to my favorite tunes.I never drink publicly.. always at home.

Not me! I generally wake up in the morning and and then I have myself a liquid lunch and then to get my appetite back and get me some munchies, I visit my buddy and then after all of that I sometimes and then I ogle at the girlies and but then you accidentally stare at Bruce Jenner, who then lifts his skirt

[Gunny]

My brother in law beat up his garage a couple of years ago. He was mad, then apparently got mad at one of those little square panes of glass, punched his fist through it - and got like 30 stitches in his forearm as a result!! And I swear on everything, wanna see what he did to cover up the scar? He got the side of a donut box "Made by Entenmann's" or however you spell it! LOL

I burned the wall off the damned thing. Y'all like that vinyl shit. Not good. Not around me.

[jimnyc]

I burned the wall off the damned thing. Y'all like that vinyl shit. Not good. Not around me.

Just remember for next time - inanimate objects are not your enemy!

[gabosaurus]

God Bless America ya'll.