How can we stop the polar bear from dying out due to global warming?

[loosecannon]

Man kills seal = bad

Polar bear kills seal, man, another polar bear = good

4 polar bears die in storm = acute problem

900,000 humans die in same period from starvation = no mention

bear bites man






how cuddly

Bear kills man= good

Man kills bear = bad

[Rahul]

Bear kills man= good

This wasn't suggested. However, what do you expect if humans venture into bear territory?

Man kills bear = bad

Global warming is bad and is killing the bears off.



I wonder how we can save the bears.

[manu1959]

This wasn't suggested. However, what do you expect if humans venture into bear territory?



Global warming is bad and is killing the bears off.



I wonder how we can save the bears.

the article says violent storms killed em.....why do they need to be saved?

[Rahul]

the article says violent storms killed em.....why do they need to be saved?

Which article? Could you provide a link for me? Thanks so much.




All the articles I've read said the bears drowned because they ran out of steam while attempting to return to shore.

[manu1959]

Which article? Could you provide a link for me? Thanks so much.




All the articles I've read said the bears drowned because they ran out of steam while attempting to return to shore.

the quote is in the first post of this thread....says they drowned in a violent storm...says maybe four died...as i said earlier....the gene pool just got stronger.....darwins theory....natural selection.....see evolution....moother nature is adapting already....

[Rahul]

the quote is in the first post of this thread....says they drowned in a violent storm...says maybe four died...

I disagree. THe OP said the ice floes are moving farther away from the coast. I provided a picture to back my statement up.

as i said earlier....the gene pool just got stronger.....darwins theory....natural selection.....see evolution....moother nature is adapting already....

Nonsense. Nature isn't causing global warming. The bears need our help.

[manu1959]

I disagree. THe OP said the ice floes are moving farther away from the coast. I provided a picture to back my statement up.

Nonsense. Nature isn't causing global warming. The bears need our help.

the quote from the article is this:

"Scientists believe that four bears which recently drowned off the coast of Alaska had simply been unable to cope with a violent storm."

gues the bbears should have A: stayed on the ice B: gotten off sooner

and where in this do i say nature is causing global warming?

"as i said earlier....the gene pool just got stronger.....darwins theory....natural selection.....see evolution....moother nature is adapting already...."

but just for fun.....if man came from primordial oz....aka nature and man is the cause of global warming then nature actual caused global warming by creating man .....

[Rahul]

gues the bbears should have A: stayed on the ice B: gotten off sooner

Polar bears drown amid Arctic thaw



OSLO (Reuters) - Polar bears are drowning and receding Arctic glaciers have uncovered previously unknown islands in a drastic 2006 summer thaw widely blamed on global warming.

Signs of wrenching changes are apparent around the Arctic region due to unusual warmth -- the summer minimum for ice is usually reached between mid-September and early October before the Arctic freeze extends its grip.

"We know about three new islands this year that have been uncovered because the glaciers have retreated," said Rune Bergstrom, environmental adviser to the governor of Svalbard, a Norwegian archipelago about 1,000 km (600 miles) from the North Pole.

The largest is about 300 by 100 metres, he told Reuters.

On a trip this summer "We saw a couple of polar bears in the sea east of Svalbard -- one of them looked to be dead and the other one looked to be exhausted," said Julian Dowdeswell, head of the Scott Polar Research Institute in England.

He said that the bears had apparently been stranded at sea by melting ice. The bears generally live around the fringes of the ice where they find it easiest to hunt seals.

and where in this do i say nature is causing global warming?

It seems as if you implied it.

"as i said earlier....the gene pool just got stronger.....darwins theory....natural selection.....see evolution....moother nature is adapting already...."

I disagree. The bears are getting weaker, not stronger.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...395014,00.html


The Polar Bears' Last Stand
By Annika Thomé

Global warming is causing famine-like conditions for polar bears in the Canadian province of Manitoba. The feeding season is shorter and the ice is thinner -- bears are slowly starving, weak bears are drowning and they are leaving behind orphans. Scientists in Canada are trying to save the species by finding foster families for orphaned cubs.

but just for fun.....if man came from primordial oz....aka nature and man is the cause of global warming then nature actual caused global warming by creating man .....

This isn't about having fun. You have it upside down and backwards.



How would you suggest saving the bears?

[nevadamedic]

Global Warming is a myth created by Liberals to get movie awards, scam people out of money and take the attention of all the crooked things they are doing.

[Rahul]

Global Warming is a myth created by Liberals to get movie awards, scam people out of money and take the attention of all the crooked things they are doing.

I disagree. The bears would probably disagree as well.



How would you save the bears?

[theHawk]

How would you save the bears?

How about you fly to the pole and spend the rest of your life building them bridges in between icebergs.

[darin]

Fried Polar Bear Balls

Ingredients:
First, you must have a big set of balls yourself to kill a polar bear, because they don't kill so easy. A lot of times when you are tracking the bastards, you find that the bastards are really tracking you. I think they enjoy man balls just as much as we do polar bear balls. A good thing to do is not bathe for 6 months before going after the bear, so you smell more like him. You are going to need a big f**king gun as they don't stop coming at you so easy either too! Of course, after all this you will need a sled dog team to bring the sumbitch back to camp to skin and de-ball him.

Preparation:
Some people like their Polar Bear Balls boiled but I think there is nothing like a fried pair. Put the balls in a frypan and light up your Sterno. Carve down a piece of leg bone from the bear while you can sit by the fire thinking how lucky you are not to have your balls in that pan.

[OCA]

Fried Polar Bear Balls

Ingredients:
First, you must have a big set of balls yourself to kill a polar bear, because they don't kill so easy. A lot of times when you are tracking the bastards, you find that the bastards are really tracking you. I think they enjoy man balls just as much as we do polar bear balls. A good thing to do is not bathe for 6 months before going after the bear, so you smell more like him. You are going to need a big f**king gun as they don't stop coming at you so easy either too! Of course, after all this you will need a sled dog team to bring the sumbitch back to camp to skin and de-ball him.

Preparation:
Some people like their Polar Bear Balls boiled but I think there is nothing like a fried pair. Put the balls in a frypan and light up your Sterno. Carve down a piece of leg bone from the bear while you can sit by the fire thinking how lucky you are not to have your balls in that pan.

Guess it sucks to be a polar bear during a naturally occurring warm period in the history of the earth.

[jimnyc]

How would you save the bears?

Serve them in those little paper wrappers just like at McDonald's! Hopefully they taste like cow. YuMmmy!

[jimnyc]

Fried Polar Bear Balls

They anything like 'Rocky Mountain Oysters"?