Fried Polar Bear Balls
Ingredients:
First, you must have a big set of balls yourself to kill a polar bear, because they don't kill so easy. A lot of times when you are tracking the bastards, you find that the bastards are really tracking you. I think they enjoy man balls just as much as we do polar bear balls. A good thing to do is not bathe for 6 months before going after the bear, so you smell more like him. You are going to need a big f**king gun as they don't stop coming at you so easy either too! Of course, after all this you will need a sled dog team to bring the sumbitch back to camp to skin and de-ball him.
Preparation:
Some people like their Polar Bear Balls boiled but I think there is nothing like a fried pair. Put the balls in a frypan and light up your Sterno. Carve down a piece of leg bone from the bear while you can sit by the fire thinking how lucky you are not to have your balls in that pan.
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