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There were three girls, a blonde, a brunette and a red head and the were at the doctors office because they had all gotten pregnant.
As they were sitting there talking, the brunette said "I'm going to have a boy because I was on top".
The red head said "Well I am going to have a girl because I was on the bottom."
The blonde starded crying hysterically and the other two girls asked "What's wrong?"
The blonde said "Oh no I'm going to have puppies!"
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.