Nation’s Oppressed Christians Huddle Underground To Light Single Shriveled Christmas Shrub
http://www.theonion.com/article/nations-oppressed-christians-huddle-underground-li-52019
The war on Christmas continues unabated.
Nation’s Oppressed Christians Huddle Underground To Light Single Shriveled Christmas Shrub
http://www.theonion.com/article/nations-oppressed-christians-huddle-underground-li-52019
The war on Christmas continues unabated.
Fascism has come to America, wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. His name is Trump.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. - George Orwell...The New GOP motto.
This looks like Jim's thread only from a dipshit perspective.
The Onion.
This thread belongs in Humor...
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll
bully. Surprise! That war you are telling us (from the onion) on Christmas, is YOUR war. If you are gullible enough to believe everything you read on the Internet, as extreme as this claims to be. You need your shots, and soon.
As I Christian, husband, father, grandfather, and veteran. The only WAR on Christmas I am experiencing comes from people like you who....NEED, WANT, and LIVE by, and for bad news that brainwashes, dements, and fools the easily-led, and near mentally disabled who need help, but would never admit it.
I love to make Liberals Cry, and Whine.
So, this is for them.
GOD BLESS AMERICA - IN GOD WE TRUST !
I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same of others"...John Wayne in "The Shootist"
A Deplorable!
Sounds like bully is in DIRE need of...
I love to make Liberals Cry, and Whine.
So, this is for them.
GOD BLESS AMERICA - IN GOD WE TRUST !
There are only two possible reasons, that I can think of, that you would start this thread...
One: You saw the article and believed it to be true, which would make you a fool, and wanted to use its ridiculousness to hammer some of our more faithful members...
Or two: You knew it was a bullshit satire article but hoped to bait a few members into believing it to be true, which means you believe more than a few members here are fools...
So which is it? Are you a fool? Or do you think so little of your fellow members as to consider them fools?
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll
Hey kids, look, it's the Christmas troll!
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
It is most certainly the 2nd option. And not even in a humorous way, but rather that he thinks he knows more and is better than all of us in every way. Many liberals think this way. Me? I know when I've been beaten. I know which subjects not to debate on as they are not things I know a lot about. There are lots of reasons for me to admittedly and easily and readily state that so many others are better than me at. Whether that be debate wise, knowledge wise, or just being better people. Bully just simply thinks he's better.
I think I fit in there somewhere, not really better than everyone, and not really the worst bastard either, I just fit the eff in there somewhere!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Oh, and btw, read up on the Tribulation.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll