Quote Originally Posted by Black Diamond View Post
The shrink would probably laugh his ass off.
You couldn't use me, that's for sure. Even my cat thinks I've gone off the deep end every time I click on this thread. And I have a total poker face. Probably why I'm freaking out the daughter and the cat. But it's like "For real?" I sure as Hell didn't see this shit coming. You married someone to be a sex toy and she wants sex ... Oh fucking well ... Way to go, Einstein. Got any more tricks in your magic bag, Felix?