What's the matter, @tailfins? Afraid of a little light brown sugar?
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What's the matter, @tailfins? Afraid of a little light brown sugar?
Imagine waking up out of a deep sleep because your significant other just lopped your hot dog off? Wow.
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Really bizarre thread. As was stated before, TMI...
Best let this one sink....and Tailfins...find some mental help.
I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same of others"...John Wayne in "The Shootist"
A Deplorable!
It's just curiosity about "how the other half lives", with you all being "the other half". It's actually a pretty low risk way to go about it. I can close the browser any moment that I care to. Actually, I get a nice hot meal with a smile any time I want one. The house is kept neat as a pin. My sons get shuttled anywhere they need to. I will gladly keep my part of the deal. I hear many men married to American women complain about their wife being "unavailable". Someone having that problem just doesn't "compute". You all belong to a demographic that gave me no joy during the first 25 years of my life. I even cut off the rest of my family when my mom died.
Experienced Social Distancer ... waaaay before COVID.
Last edited by Elessar; 03-17-2017 at 07:21 PM.
I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same of others"...John Wayne in "The Shootist"
A Deplorable!
You don't have a wife. You have an indentured servant. This is why you didn't marry an American woman. We don't put up with that crap.
Your time could be coming, though. Don't push your luck. You could come home from work one day and find your bank account empty and your wife and kids on a flight to Brazil.
Last edited by gabosaurus; 03-17-2017 at 10:10 PM.
So grateful I have a normal loving relationship, with no need to make "deals" before or during the marriage.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Follow-up Poll:
Now that Tailfins has the most embarrassing thread of the decade, here's a poll on what his best course of action should be to pretend that he never created this thread in the first place:
A) Claim that his account has hacked, and some Russian hacker created the thread
B) Put everyone on the board on "Ignore" status, and then imagine that the responses are full of positive feedback
C) Confess that he's afraid of his wife, and that she's the meanest ever
D) Stay the course with the "I only login to this board to look down upon everyone" statements
Last edited by Russ; 03-17-2017 at 10:46 PM.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but a foolish man's heart directs him to the left.
Wise men don't need advice, and fools won't take it - Ben Franklin
"It's not how you start, it's how you finish."