Is sexual privation a form of spousal abuse?

[gabosaurus]

Actually, I get a nice hot meal with a smile any time I want one. The house is kept neat as a pin. My sons get shuttled anywhere they need to. I will gladly keep my part of the deal.

You don't have a wife. You have an indentured servant. This is why you didn't marry an American woman. We don't put up with that crap.
Your time could be coming, though. Don't push your luck. You could come home from work one day and find your bank account empty and your wife and kids on a flight to Brazil.